my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house
my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty
Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go
My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops
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Anonymous asked:
what's a twink?
kestrels answered:
blonde american snack
you’re thinking of a twinkie
a twink is when you only blink one eye
no that’s a wink
a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms
nah, you’re thinking of a sink
twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work
that’s ink
a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun
No, you’re thinking of a slinky
A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore
nope, that’s a kink
twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo
No, thats jinkies
Twink is when you get an idea
nah fam, that’s think(ing)
twink is a lighter shade or red
Nah that’s pink
A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda
you’re not wrong
Relationship Status:
⚪️Single
⚪️In a Relationship
🔘Trying to figure my shit out, but wouldn’t mind some company. 👀
People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay.
Lessons Learned in Life (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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